Known Aliases: The Purple Rhino, PRhino, Cariadwen verch Gruffedd

Hair: Auburn

Eyes: Brown

Height: 5 foot 8 inches

Weight: None of your damn business. :)

Distinguishing Marks: Freckles

D.O.B.: 02/12/70

Address: Moosic, PA

A trip to the Philladelphia zoo gave me this picture with a... umm... relative?

I am a rampant X-Phile, as if my web page didn't give THAT away. I am also a 'Relationshipper'. There are those who say I need help. However, under my current program of self mendication (Oooh the RED pills) I am doing much better. My second favorite show was Forever Knight. (I refuse to aknowledge the series finale. It did not happen. It did not happen. It did not happen...) Highlander is pulling up to run even with good 'ol FK in a tie for second, though. Third would have to be FarScape, the new series on the Sc-Fi Channel. It's pretty cool. ;)

I was trained and worked in the Graphic Arts field for nine years. However, I am currently working in the garment industry as a final examiner.

I am one among thousands of Fan Fiction Writers. Most of my work is X-Files related. (No!Really?) But I've done two Forever Knight stories for JADFE and I'm working on a third, longer piece in that series. I've also done a XF/Highlander crossover, and toying with a purely Highlander piece that is very much Methos central.

I was a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA) and when attending events my persona is a Elizabethian Welsh woman named Cariadwen verch Gruffedd.

My other hobbies include drawing, writing, native american crafts, soap making, candle making, reading (Mostly Dean R. Koontz) collecting X-Files stuff, daydreaming about David Duchovny, Ostrich plucking and trying to reproduce a full scale replica of the Eiffel Tower using paper clips.

Oh, and I am a Survivor of Child Sexual abuse. I've created a website for this topic alone titled :"The Lilac Bush"

My best friend in the world is Kelly Phillips. I met her about seven years ago on Prodigy. We met at last , face to face, a while back. It was WONDERFUL, and there were few casulties. Kelly is married to Ron (MEN!) Phillips and they have an adorable daughter named Kassandra.

Rhoni's Rules of Life:

1) Never give a wedgie to anyone who can run faster then you.

2) Life isn't worth living without chocolate.

3) He who laughs last most likely didn't get the joke.

4) Collect lots of sharp pointy things. It keeps dates in line.

5) Red Shoe Diaries #4 must be followed by a cold shower, but it can make a thoroughly rotten week look much better.

6) Ostrich feathers, fur lined handcuffs, and honey can make any occasion special.

7) Make sure all your personalities get along.

8) Never piss off a dragon for you are crunchy and go well with beer.

9) A mind is a terrible thing...

10) Rhinos don't go up.